Friday, May 18, 2018

"Can of Corn" and Other Ballyard Jargon






"Can of Corn" and Other

Off-the-Shelf Ballyard Jargon

by Jamie Jobb

"Can of Corn" is antique baseball jargon sprouting from dramatic roots.

When Mike Krukow says those words, he’s just repeating a catch-phrase ballplayers have said hundreds of times in hundreds of dugouts around the country for hundreds of years. The term is still used to describe a routine fly ball to the outfield. Any outfielder who catches a “can of corn” does so with very little effort.

The origin of the expression comes from an experience folks had in grocery stories two centuries ago. It involved actual cans of corn!

According to Major League Baseball’s Official Glossary, when 19th century grocery store clerks needed an easy way to reach stacked canned goods in high places, they used long hooked sticks to knock them down. As the cans fell, the clerks would open their aprons and catch them -- like an outfielder catching a fly ball.

After such abasket catch”, other nearby clerks would yell out: “Can of corn!”

It must be pointed out, however, that the most famous “basket catch” of all time – Giant center fielder Willie Mays’ over-the-shoulder grab of Vic Wertz’ 425-foot line drive in Game One of the 1954 World Series – absolutely WAS NOT a “can of corn”!



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Ollie Pickering – Cleveland Blues

A Texas Leaguer

Bloops in Cleveland

by Jamie Jobb

All y’all may recall, a “Texas Leaguer” occurs in a baseball game when a batter knocks a short but lofty lob that falls between an infielder and an outfielder for a clean base hit. Y’all may also know the play is called a “bloop single” or a “blooper”.

Often, the batter is off-balance when hitting a “Texas Leaguer”, however many modern major leaguers have developed more solid-footed off-balance swings which deliver blooper base hits – consider Giants Hunter Pence, who is from Texas, and Pablo Sandoval, who is not.

The term dates back to 1901 when rookie Ollie Pickering left the Texas League to join the Cleveland Blues, who would later to be known as the Cleveland Indians. Swift afoot, Pickering was a natural-born leadoff hitter --- indeed he’s known for taking the very first at-bat in American League history. And in that first game, Ollie came to bat seven times, hitting bloop singles every dang time! That sure made an impression on Major League Baseball, I tell ya what!

Being a game long on tradition and short on active measures, baseball recognized an historic moment as it happened, and Pickering’s teammates were quick to name his hitting style after his "bush league" origins.

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Thursday, January 4, 2018

Hollywood's Original Gig



Byron Elsworth Barr became Gig Young after “Gay Sisters” gig!


Hollywood’s

Original Gig


by Jamie Jobb


Sometimes "identity theft" is difficult to comprehend – particularly when it involves Hollywood, where stolen identity is nothing new.

Take "Gig Young", for example. He was a Hollywood actor from the 1940s to the 1970s who assumed the fictional name of a loutish character he portrayed in a studio picture three years into his career.

Once he assumed the character's on screen name, he reprised that lothario role repeatedly throughout the twisted fate of his own life off screen. Until his life ended in a drunken murder/suicide plot right out of Film Noir.

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Seven decades ago, Warner Brothers cast an actor named Byron Elsworth Barr to play "second banana" in a Barbara Stanwyck feature, "The Gay Sisters" (1942). The character he plays in that film is "Gig Young".

You can see from these clips that screenwriter Lenore Coffee and the film’s cast had fun with that character name when the film was in production, joking about it as often as they could.

Barr liked the name "Gig Young" so much he decided to keep it as his own on screen. Warners agreed, and he was so credited in subsequent roles, right up to his final film role as Jim Marshall in “Game of Death” (1978). He ended up making 55 pictures in thirty years, and won an Oscar for his performance in “They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?” (1969).

The original credits for "The Gay Sisters" listed "Byron Barr" as playing "Gig Young" but after Barr assumed that screen name, the credits were changed in later release prints.

This creates a confusing mess for anyone who sees the film in the Twenty-First Century where "Gig Young" is vaguely recalled from his dim but considerable celebrity from the Twentieth Century.

"The Gay Sisters" is often screened on TCM. If you get a chance to see it, note that:

The credits of "The Gay Sisters" were not changed to read "Gig Young as himself" – because any actor named "Gig Young" was unknown at the time, so he could not appear in public "as himself", like say Liberace or Cantinflas.

Actor George Brent plays a character named "Charles Barclay" which may sound similar to -- but is by no means reflective of -- an NBA player who spells the name differently and was born 22 years after the film was made.

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Speaking of shelf life, Gig Young's professional name change was necessitated by confusion with another actor named "Byron Barr". As Young's career developed he became typecast as the self-same cynical-but-friendly drunken buddy of the "top banana".

Unfortunately that recurring alcoholic role spilled over into his private life and eventually scuttled his career. When Young passed out drunk on the set of "Blazing Saddles" in 1973, Mel Brooks replaced him with Gene Wilder. Brooks tells that story of that first day on the set with Gig in the saddle:

We draped Gig Young's legs over and hung him upside down. And he started to talk and he started shaking. I said, This guy's giving me a lot. He is giving plenty. He's giving me the old alky shake. Great. And then it got serious, because the shaking never stopped, and green stuff started spewing out of his mouth and nose, and he started screaming. And, I said, That's the last time I'll ever cast anybody who really is that person. If you want an alcoholic, don't cast an alcoholic. Anyway, poor Gig Young, it was the first shot on Friday, nine in the morning, and an ambulance came and took him away. I had no movie.”

After that humiliation, Gig Young's star quickly collapsed like other black holes which once were Hollywood supernovae. Further sordid details of his demise may be found in the links below, but Gig's daughter Jennifer Young has produced a loving documentary that concentrates on the value of her father's career without ignoring his flaws, which she has experienced first hand. A portion of her film was once posted to You Tube, but since has been taken down. These updated links regard her attempts to distribute the film:



Other resources:






Friday, October 13, 2017

Nervous Fever? "Just Throw Money"




Bookend Rendezvous

What if books could slip under covers and swap stories?
This book report matches a pair of unknown titles,
 -- strangers to each other, until introduced here:



No Applause – Just Throw Money:
The Book that Made Vaudeville Famous"
by Travis S. D. (2006) Faber & Faber


The Man Who Lit Lady Liberty:
The Extraordinary Rise and Fall of Actor M.B. Curtis”
by Richard Schwartz (2017) Heyday Books


Readers of this blog may take 30% off their order of 
The Man Who Lit Lady Liberty
Simply enter code JJ1MW when you check out 

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Nervous Fever?

"Just Throw Money"

by Jamie Jobb


"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy!"
-- old radio Spoonerism joke, anon.

History can be most unkind to anyone born ahead of one’s time – especially someone from the Nineteenth Century who may have suffered from what my friend Marin County comedian Mike Duvall liked to call a “chronological order disorder”. That strange affliction includes associated maladies known as “Nervous Fever” and “Nervous Prostration”.

The latter term needs no introduction as it flat-out defines its ownself. The more scientific sounding “Nervous Fever” is defined in Webster’s 1913 Dictionary as: a low form of fever characterized by great disturbance of the nervous system, as evinced by delirium, or stupor, disorderly sensibility, etc.”

Nineteenth Century medicine needed “hangover” terms like these to cope with the disorderly stuporof alcohol abuse among bourgeoning populations of immigrants adapting to strange American cities and customs at a time of Industrial Revolution, but long before Prohibition, Alcoholics Anonymous or electric lights.

Liquor had always been an integral feature of theatergoing, from the wine cult of Dionysus straight on through. Bibulousness began to reach new highs (or lows), however, when advances in distillation made cheap whiskey widely available after the 1820s … In its rough-and-tumble heyday the Bowery was something like Times Square, Coney Island, Ripley’s Believe-It-Or-Not Odditoriums and Atlantic City all rolled into one, full of bars, gambling halls, whorehouses, dime museums, and plain old theaters.”
author/playwright Travis Stewart, aka Trav S.D.

Suffering from serious chronological disorder is the historic memory of an “almost totally forgotten” actor and showman M. B. Curtis who aspired to his strange career during a time of great flux in theater history. In 1873, the year Curtis made his breakout appearance in “The Boy Detective” at Chicago’s Woods Theatre, the City of London began to require Certificates of Suitability” for minimum legal, sanitation and safety standards in British theaters. Two decades later, by 1893, Oscar Wilde had become the darling of West End stages while Curtis’ career as a public person essentially ended abruptly that same year when the actor went on trial for murder.


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In late Nineteenth Century America, the life of any touring actor was a treadmill of hardscrabble travel, fleabag flophouses, unpaid IOUs and low-class disrespect. During this transitional period of theater history, candlelit stages had been abandoned but the limelight and gaslight that replaced the candles still rendered most theaters uncomfortable fire traps – particularly for large “crowded houses” cooking in their own body heat. The legal concept of “shouting FIRE in a crowded theater” is based on this sobering fact of theater life – long before electricity or heating-ventilating-air-conditioning systems.

In those uncool days, nobody experienced radio, television, telephone, internet, broadcast or social media. Saloons or theaters with live programs were the primary urban entertainment alternatives to a grim tenement homelife by candlelight. A large London or New York theater in 1880 could employ over five hundred people – counting performers, backstage hands, light crews, riggers, printers, promoters and front-of-house personnel.

The latter half of the Nineteenth Century was a time of great change for the American theater. It was a time of tremendous growth in population ... especially in cities on the East Coast. Americans had more leisure time and better standards of living, and they looked to the theater to provide entertainment ... The expanding transportation system in the United States allowed actors ... to tour the country, bringing professional theater to many towns and cities that had never before experienced it. As the population of the country grew rapidly, the number of theaters in large and mid-size cities grew as well. From the 1850s until the turn of the century, thousands of new theaters were built.”
– University of Washington Libraries – Digital Collections

Onto this chaotic scene burst M.B. Curtis, a trouper whose main claim to fame was becoming the first Jewish immigrant to perform as Hebrew. At the time, most immigrants performing in variety theaters were Irish, as had been the case since George Washington’s time.

Perhaps if M.B. Curtis had been born two decades later, he could have assimilated theatrical innovations that would have sustained his reputation, if not his sober disposition. But Curtis was born too early for any suitable acting career in bawdy vaudeville houses, comfortable “legitimate theaters” or motion picture studios. The actor died in 1920 – when movies were young and vaudeville was in its heyday. But by then, he was a broken, “fevered” man whose story had been lost in buried news clippings and mounds of missing memorabilia.

Theater history ignored the incredible biography of M.B. Curtis until Berkeley author/historian/builder Richard Schwartz unearthed the tragedy during two decades of meticulous research for his well-paced Heyday Book, “The Man Who Lit Lady Liberty”. Schwartz is known for his archeologically nuanced books focused on the many eccentricities of Berkeley, but clearly this oddball East Bay character needed his own volume.



Maurice Bertrand Curtis as
The Drummer” Sam’l of Posen

Curtis stood out among actors as an incredible mimic who “could be his own circus,” according to Schwartz. “He could imitate animals as well as human beings.” The young thespian came to San Francisco from Chicago in the mid 1870s as a supporting dramatic player in a time of widespread economic depression. While theater workers suffered from lack of work, Curtis became notorious as an actor/manager running his own successful traveling stage company with his costar wife Marie who toured with him. And his notoriety grew, not necessarily for his exploits on stage as much as off. This includes ambitious Berkeley real estate investments – including the ill-fated Peralta Park Hotel – which never had a chance to live up to promise.

Two years before London and New York stages were experimenting with the first electrical theater lighting systems, Curtis settled into his signature character – Sam’l of Posen – who was always “drumming” up business as a traveling salesman. Another two decades would pass before most theaters had switched from gas to electric lights. But by then, Curtis’ stage career took a turn toward the “cliffs” from which he’d hang long after his sudden bout of Nervous Fever in the fateful early hours of September 11, 1891.


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Curtis was performing at least two decades before vaudeville’s systematic scheduling and routing of acts on “The Circuit”. Schwartz points out “Sam’l of Posen” was eventually whittled from a four-act melodrama into an unsuccessful vaudeville sketch, but Curtis really never had full advantage and experience of transcontinental management which drove and sustained vaudeville at the turn of the Twentieth Century.

One is left to wonder if Curtis viewed vaudeville as a big belittling of his dramatic talents. He would have gone from manager/star of his own touring show into just another cog in constant shifting gears of back-to-back variety acts playing from dawn to dusk. Curtis would have fallen from “legit” star to variety bit player. And that must have taken a heavy toll on the actor’s own impression of himself in a dressing room mirror.

To further obscure his acting legacy, Curtis only appeared in one motion picture and that was not preserved on film, except for three frames which Schwartz offers in this elegantly illustrated biography. Indeed, the book is most compelling when it casts its spotlight on strange details of Curtis’ eventual acquittal of murder charges brought after the drunken shooting of SFPD Officer Alexander Grant in front of a police station on Folsom Street on that September morning of 1891. In a time of jury-tampering and witness-shopping, the actor suffered through three very public mistrials of the matter, and lost his real estate investments all after that one bout of Nervous Delirium.

M.B. Curtis’ life was so complex, there’s no space in this book report to delve into the story behind Schwartz’ provocative title – a primary indicator of the actor’s widespread fame in one century but total lack of it in the next. However, reading “The Man Who Lit Lady Liberty” is certainly its own reward and Richard Schwartz deserves every accolade he receives for recalling history’s attention to this incredible Nineteenth Century trouper and local misfit.

Who Put the Devil in Vaudeville?

Our small town found itself on the vaudeville circuit in the 1920s. Conveniently for all the acts who tromped through town, the main vaudeville house was located four blocks from the train station with a hotel midway between them on the same street. The theater is now a public defenders office, the rail station abandoned and the hotel destroyed by fire. People in our town today watch “vaudeville” offerings 24/7 on laptops and smartphones attuned to video “variety acts” continuously running back-to-back on social media. In that regard, vaudeville is not “dead”.

Not far from our town-- beyond Berkeley – is San Francisco’s Orpheum Theater which opened in 1887 and became, according to playwright/author Travis Stewart “the birthplace of a vast vaudeville circuit that would dominate the entire country west of Chicago.” Stewart likewise believes vaudeville is not “dead”.

Stewart (aka “Trav S.D.”) leaves no stone unturned to prove that point in “No Applause – Just Throw Money”, as he sifts the sands of variety theater from the Greeks to the present. When he’s not working on plays, Stewart covers culture, arts, politics and theater for The Village Voice, New York Sun, Time Out and Reason. That perspective allows him a unique vantage point and his vaudeville book stands alone as a thoroughly informed study of American theater history – not just variety theater. It’s difficult to find one reference book offering such a detailed breakdown of theater forms.

Stewart draws fine distinctions among places of performance where people entertained themselves long before broadcast standardization of Broadway and Hollywood fare on wifi devices. The author examines every distinct place/style of performance: festival, circus, freak show, tournament, carnival, fete, Mardi Gras, traveling medicine man, blackface, minstrel show, chautauqua, music hall, concert saloon, barrelhouse, burlesque, dime museum, gaiety hall, variety act, super variety show, comedy team and musical comedy to name some. The shape of the theater depended on the shape of the show.

But Stewart’s book takes care to point out vaudeville itself was less about its smorgasbord of offerings as it was about management and movement of these various acts around the continent. Long-distance telephone and railroad lines had enabled actors (and animals) to efficiently travel from town to town on a variety circuit that could not have existed otherwise. No internet business models existed then. Indeed, the only “audience” anyone knew then was a “live audience”.

Or perhaps, a hung jury?

While Travis Stewart makes no mention of M.B. Curtis, Richard Schwartz likewise does not refer to the vaudeville book. But both titles read together provide an deep and intensive background in Nineteenth Century theater history which would be impossible to gather otherwise.  

Further Rendezvous

The Man Who Lit Lady Liberty”








No Applause – Just Throw Money”




Also see

The Cambridge Illustrated History of British Theatre” by Simon Trussler (1994) Cambridge Univeristy Press:

American Vaudeville as Seen by its Contemporaries” by Charles W. Stein (1984) Knopf.




Friday, August 11, 2017

Sneak Peek Behind The Silver Screen


In poorly-aimed selfie, Jamie Jobb imagines Kilroy Was Here


Sneak Peek Behind the Silver Screen
by Jamie Jobb

High-school students who worked as movie ushers in the 1960s understood something about motion pictures that movie watchers never had an opportunity to know. Our inside secret was so unique, we passed it on to every new usher who came to work at our theater – the luxurious Loew’s Riviera in South Miami. This included a fellow student named Jonathan Demme who worked there briefly our senior year before he left town to win an Oscar two decades later for his own brilliant work upon the silver screen.

At the time, The Riviera was among America’s first “shopping center” movie theaters, located conveniently across Dixie Highway from University of Miami. Actually, it was just a strip mall, but the theater was huge. As Loew’s ushers – all uniformly dressed in tux, tails, white gloves and dickies with little black bow ties – we knew we could only introduce new coworkers to our secret knowledge after they’d worked at the theater a while, and settled into the scene that required separate matinee-green and evening-black tailcoats.

And only then, after the seats were full and the movie was running, would we take the new guy backstage, behind the movie screen where suddenly two facts of our job became clear to our fraternal “pledge”, the new usher:

1. The screen was so full of tiny holes, you could actually see the movie playing on the wall behind the screen! The explanation for this odd fact of light was quite simple: projectors in the booth upstairs were fueled by carbon-arc rods which gave off too much bright white light, so the screen had to be perforated in a regular pattern to allow excess illumination to bleed through. Filtered by these thousands of small pinpoint holes, the movie appeared simultaneously as “half-tone” on the backwall behind the screen! This was common throughout the industry; The Movies demanded lots of light – on the set and on the screen. And much of it was wasted behind the scenes.

2. Furthermore, when ushers went backstage behind the screen and looked outward, we could actually see through the screen to watch the audience without any among them knowing they were being observed! This knowledge was very useful to those of us who had to enforce our rules of no running in the aisles nor storming the stage during Saturday children’s matinees. Our backstage spy position also proved useful on those nights when we had large lines around the theater and 1,281 seats full of rowdy college students, including lusty lovers lounging in the smoking loge upstairs. And we knew our manager Marvin Reed would strangle any usher who let some out-of- control suburban kid rip a hole in our gigantic silver screen, an Ultra Panavision 70.

Little did we know at the time that the movie industry would abandon carbon- arc projection before we finished college. And that by the time we aged from school seniors into senior citizens, a movie studio could be reduced to fit inside my garage and my own films could be distributed for free to run 24/7 on computer screens around the world. All our little and big home movies launched into cyberspace by You Tube, Vimeo, Facebook and The Internet Archive.





The kind of place where Mick Jagger could always find some “girly action”

South Beach: Center of the Entertainment Universe

Anyone who went to high school in Miami knew South Beach was where we’d cut our teeth as would-be adults for our first Night On The Town. Normally this happened at Senior Prom, where we couldn’t wait to leave the dull sock hop main event at the school gym and head straight for any Miami Beach night club that would look the other way when a large flock of underaged youth hit Ocean Drive and Collins Avenue with cash saved all year for our one night out with dinner and a show.

Miami Beach was North America’s entertainment mecca in the 1960s, especially after Arthur Godfrey and Jackie Gleason put that thin sandbar on the map. Elvis, Sinatra, Dean Martin, Bob Hope, Jack Benny, Nat King Cole to name only a few were regulars on the night club circuit. A guy who’d later be known as Mohammad Ali could be seen jogging in the fog at 3 a.m. outside Fifth Street Gym. Al Capone lived just offshore on a private island. Las Vegas had gambling, Miami Beach had the Mafia which Demme captured so effortlessly in his “Married to the Mob”.

We returned to South Beach for a high school reunion in the 1990s and got to see how the place had transformed from a community of predominately Jewish elders who’d fled the cold northeast into an internationally fashionable hot spot for night life and global gaiety – this is the setting for my one act play, “Vandals in Sandals”.

“Vandals in Sandals” or “South Beach Spell Check” is set in Miami’s famous South Beach.  The story follows three septuagenarian insomniacs – Mortie, Bertie and Vinnie – as they try to make a living in hard times at the beach. And they seek a Higher Truth as Hebrews for Jesus who seek to practice what they preach.

The comic crime caper was presented for the first time in public at my "Night on the Town" on August 18, 2017.  The play was read by Onstage Repertory Theatre veterans Sal Russo, Linda Sciacqua, Randy Anger, Ryan Terry, Edwin Peabody and Remmington Stone.

The staged reading was part of an evening of short video “home movies” – including improvised comedy sketches, photo essays, music videos and documentary moments all of which are posted on line. The Campbell show provided a rare opportunity to see these small-screen works projected onto a large screen. 

The program also included a staged reading of “the bra scene” from “Joe Fish Ties The Knot” or “Last Gillnet on Grangers Wharf” my full-length play that concerns two fated lovers torn apart during the decline of commercial fishing along the Contra Costa shoreline. Jennifer Brown Peabody, Edwin Peabody, Ryan Terry and Harlan Bailey read Norma Jean, Joe, Mike and Huck, respectively.

Tech by Randall Nott. Production assistance by Helen Means and Onstage Repertory Theatre, the resident theater company at the Campbell which hosted this one-night-only program.


Movie ushers in evening tuxedo short-coats, pinstriped trousers and paper shirts - 1949



“Vandals in Sandals: A Night On The Town with Jamie Jobb” 
was one of several special August programs which kicked off
the new season at Martinez Campbell Theater, 636 Ward Street.



For full calendar see:




Loew’s Riviera history: 

The original Riviera: 



Jonathan Demme in Miami as an usher: http://www.bradenton.com/news/local/article146923869.html

Current occupant of Riviera Theater site: https://www.areastagecompany.com/location 



This article also appeared in print in The Martinez News Gazette:

Friday, July 7, 2017

Vandals in Sandals -- and other works


Current Schedule
(individual items may change,
but time slots will not)

7-7:33 p.m. 
Street View "World Tour"
(pre-show music videos photos by robots)

Screen Giants (4:18) - "Neolithic Female Goddess" Club Foot Orchestra
https://youtu.be/5OTy-xq0lx8

L.A. Safari (4:19) - movie tracks and "The Owl and The Bobcat" Nelson Eddy
https://youtu.be/bsuSvEy0Law

Miami Redux (5:30) - "Egyptian Summer" Jeff Sanford's Cartoon Jazz
https://youtu.be/NnY28J2_kMA

New Orleans Redux (4:53) - "Angelina/Zoom Zoom" Louis Prima
https://archive.org/details/NewOrleansRedux

San Francisco Safari (4:20) - "The Girl with the Light Blue Hair" Jeff Sanford
https://youtu.be/BkFUfXqhM14
"San Francisco like you've never seen it!"

Manhattan Redux (6:14) - "When I Get to New York" Ray Bonneville
https://youtu.be/Gl2WpSjnopg

Join Us Onstage (2:53) - "Esperanza!"
https://youtu.be/FsnSq-s5tgw

Introductions 
(houselights out ... )

7:33-8:15 p.m.
Fragments of Photo Essays, 
documentary moments and
one-take improvisations

"John Wayne's Got A Gun!" (4:18)
https://youtu.be/AV9OLZSjuV8
Henri Freud talks about "homeland insecurity" in 1999 at the Orange County Airport.

"Great Wall of Gazette" (4:12) 
remixed soundtrack of "Citizen Kane"
https://archive.org/details/GreatWallOfGazette
The morning they destroyed the News Gazette's green wall ... condensed into four minutes.

"Gold Miners In The Sky" (4:10)  
Kathy and Jim Ocean's parody of "Ghost Riders in the Sky"
https://youtu.be/MjoyXb94dLo
Photo glints in and around the Hearst Mining Building at UC Berkeley

"A Portrait of the Artist As a Young Man" (8:18)
Opening sequence for “Monumental Sculptor: John Fisher”
From the kilns of UC Berkeley to the quarries of Cararra
https://youtu.be/llkoXQXksH8


"Hanging Finster" (4:01) 
"At the Jazz Band Ball" Tuba Skinny
https://youtu.be/bM_UD3l4QEk
Jeremy Hatch hangs the Howard Finster vernacular art exhibition at ARTU4iA.

"Where's Armando's?" (2:22) 
The one and only Ray Bonneville at our local music hall
https://youtu.be/J8hRtJQ_J-A
"Am I even sayin' it right?  Martinez?"

"The Paint" (9:14) 
Closing scene from "Quoting Roy Jeans" the Martinez documentary
https://youtu.be/UNFo8vygmfo?t=10m19s
Wherein Roy paints Snake Road and revisits it as the Miller Trail ...


8:15-9:15 p.m.
Staged Readings, Etc.
written by Jamie Jobb

Bits from "Baggage Claim" or "Late for Thanksgiving" 
(improvised sketch)
LUGGAGE LADY: Anne Baker

"Joe Fish Ties the Knot" or "Last Gillnet on Grangers Wharf" 
(one scene - 15 minutes) - Act II, Scene One.  "The Bra Scene"
MIKE:  Ryan Terry
JOE:  Edwin Peabody
NORMA JEAN: Jennifer Brown Peabody
HUCK:  Harlan Bailey

"Vandals in Sandals" or "South Beach Spell Check" 
(one act - 45 minutes)
MORTIE: Edwin Peabody 
BERNIE: Remington Stone
VINNIE: Sal Russo 
HANDLEBAR WAXMAN: Randy Anger
DICK DICKENS:  Ryan Terry
SARGE MARGE:  Linda Sciacqua